The Sauced Bulletin

(above: family on Labor Day weekend obviously)

So it’s apparently Labor Day weekend.  Hooray!  I’m not actually sure what that means, or what we’re all supposed to do.  Sounds like we should all be working, right!?  LABOR day?  Well that’s what I’ll be doing.  People seem to view Labor Day as some kind of unofficial end to summer, I guess because all the annoying little kids go back to school or whatever.  This means the beach club where I work will be PACKED with obnoxious, uppity families trying really hard to enjoy themselves.  I’ve never worked on Labor Day because in the past I’ve had college to go back to, but this year my institution of higher learning saw fit to take that away from me (i.e: graduation).

So, Happy Labor Day!  Time to get to work you fucking freeloaders!!!