So this the new campaign ad for Rick Perry and….um……..FUCK! We gotta get out of here you guys! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Wait a second. Oh, phew! I just looked out the window and realized I’m NOT living in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that RIck Perry says President Obama has created. That’s because IT DOESN’T EXIST. The first half of this commercial looks like clips culled together from The Road, Children of Men, and I Am Legend with Obama posters superimposed all over the place. This would only frighten/motivate the absolute dumbest of potential voters (no wonder the Tea Party likes him so much).
Then there’s the second half of this ad (it’s an ad with multiple parts!). Holy moly…….. America. Firemen. Old war photos. FLAGS. Horse’s galloping on the beach. Empty rhetoric. AMERICA. FLAGS!!! I guess this random assemblage of images, clearly edited by the Transformers people, is supposed to be “Rick Perry’s ‘merica.” Where jobs grow on trees, the sun is always shining, and murder is cool (Perry conveniently leaves ou the fact that he’s a mass murderer). This cliched version of America is bullshit as well and, again, would only sway an infant to vote for Rick Perry.
But now I can’t wait to see Romney’s ads! I can see it now: Romney stalks through the frozen streets of New York City. He drags a walrus carcass behind him. The statue of liberty lies in a crumbled heap. He spots something. Mitt Romney raises his spear and pushes his polar bear skin pelt off of his face. He lets the spear fly like an Eskimo hunter GOD and…….it impales a terrorist through the chest! Then Mitt Romney fights off a hoard of Democrat zombie cannibals and they make him the president! MITT ROMNEY 2012! USA!
